I just want to say one thing: The path down which Metal Jesus Rocks wants to lead us is empty and bleak. For practical reasons, I have to confine my discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which I have something new to say. What I’m saying is this: Metal Jesus Rocks likes to argue that he can change his self-centered ways. Even if there were a faint glimmer of truth in that argument, it would be extremely faint. The truth is that whenever I highlight the threat of snippy Maoism in a letter such as this, Metal Jesus Rocks issues a standard response. First, he denies the threat itself. Then, he condemns those who describe him as a disrespectful fraudster. This is basically Metal Jesus Rocks’s way of encouraging humorless wallies to see themselves as victims and, therefore, live by alibis rather than by honest effort. Let me end by appealing to our collective sense of humanity: Metal Jesus Rocks and his associates are wolves in sheep’s clothing who will strip the world of conversation, friendship, and love in the coming days.
Tag Archives: Kelsey
Nintendo DS BUYING GUIDE + 32 Games!
Kelsey goes a little crazy and buys 50 Nintendo DS handheld systems for this video AND brings over a massive stack of games! We talk about the hardware, accessories and we make some best gaming recommendations for new Nintendo DS collectors.
Buy Nintendo DS Here: http://goo.gl/ht4JS7 (Affiliate Link)
GAMES SHOWN:
Starfy
Scribblenauts
Kirby Canvas Curse
Soul Bubbles
New Super Mario Bros
Kirby Mass Attack
The World Ends with You
Pokemon Platinum Version
Chrono Trigger
Mario & Luigi Bowser’s inside Story
Advance Wars Dual Strike
Infinite Space
Okami Den
Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin
Elite Beat Agents
Taiko: Drum Master
Rhythm Heaven
Retro Game Challenge
Moon
Dementium: The Ward and II
Nanostray
Bangai-O: Spirits
Mario Kart DS
Trackmania Turbo: Build to Race
NintenDogs
Electroplankton
Animal Crossing: Wild World
Professor Layton Curious Village
999
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective
Hotel Dusk: Room 215
Nintendo DS Hidden Gems 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3awqyNXocoA
Nintendo DS Hidden Gems 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX7ATFgRVwk
Nintendo DS Hidden Gems 3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze1RlXSIXfs
Sony VITA Buying Guide + Best Games & Honorable Mentions!
Why buy the Sony Vita? Because it’s an AWESOME handheld game system and this guide will help you figure out which Vita model is right for you! Also we give some PS Vita game recommendations, some honorable mentions and places you can find out about new releases, meet fellow collectors and more.
BUY VITA GAMES HERE: http://goo.gl/DVJzeK (Affiliate Link)
Games Shown:
Tales of Hearts R
Sorcery Saga: Curse of the Great Curry God
Killzone Mercenary
Oddworld: Abe’s Oddysee – New ’n’ Tasty!
Futuridium: Extended Play Deluxe
Uncharted: Golden Abyss
Child of Light
Tearaway
Persona 4 Golden
PS1 Games: Metal Slug X & Shienryu
Super Stardust Delta
Virtue’s Last Reward
Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
Sonic All-Star Racing Transformed
Need for Speed Most Wanted
Wipeout 2048
Ridge Racer
Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA F 2nd
Persona 4 Dancing All Night
SUPERBEAT: XONiC
Michael Jackson The Experience HD
Metal Gear Solid HD Collection
Sly Cooper Collection
God of War Collection
Final Fantasy X / X-2 HD Remaster
Muramasa Rebirth
Dragon’s Crown
Japanese WONDERSWAN BUYING GUIDE + Great Games!
Kelsey is a Bandai Wonderswan collector and she shares her buying tips, covering the three different handhelds, crazy accessories (a robot and programming kit!?) and some of her favorite Non-Japanese games.
Games shown:
GunPey Ex
Clock Tower
Final Fantasy 1 & 2
Puzzle Bobble
Puyo Puyo Tsu
Ganso JaJaMaru-kun (remake of Ninja JaJaMaru-kun)
Tane-o-Maku Tori (Birds Sow the Seeds)
Buffers Evolution
Rhyme Rider Kerorikan
Rockman EXE WS
Beat Mania
Kaze no Klonoa – Moonlight Museum
One Piece – Grand Battle Swan Colloseum
Buy Wonderswan here: http://goo.gl/m11ZoE (Affiliate Link)
Games We Want Updated & HD-ified w/Kelsey
Some games are so good they refuse to die and instead deserve another chance at life. Often it’s just that they need updated graphics to be more modern…and other times they may need an entire overhaul from the ground up! In this video Metal Jesus & Kelsey list off some of the games they would like to see HD-ified for a new generation!
Special Guest: Kelsey @Kelslewin
Complete Original XBOX Collection – 884 Games – What the heck!?
An entire original XBOX collection was sold to Pink Gorilla Games in Seattle and Kelsey walks us through some of the more rare and expensive games as well as just some of the BEST games for the console! While filming this video, there was a very active karaoke bar in the same building, which is what you hear in the background. Normally I would just reshoot some of that, but I thought it was kind of funny…so we rolled with it!
BTW: The owner of the XBOX collection did not give us permission to disclose how much he was paid for the entire collection. Sorry!
PS3 Buying Guide & Favorite Games
Looking to buy a Sony Playstation 3 (PS3)? This is the Buying Guide for you! We cover the three different PS3 models, accessories and we list some of our favorite games to get you started! Oh yeah…and we even talk about the PS3 Move controller… 😉
BEHIND THE SCENES: For this video it was important to cover all three models of PS3 and thankfully Kelsey and PinkGorillaGames had two of them that they let us borrow. Those backwards compatible ones easily go for $140+ now. Plus we had a ton of fun just picking out the games we would recommend! Although…when Kelsey showed up with some HD Remasters… I don’t think she fully understood just how many of them I had! So we had some fun with that…
Also…Kelsey was stoked to have purchased a Playstation shirt just the week before and we made sure to get that in the thumbnail. Enjoy!
GAME Collecting Pet Peeves – So Annoying!
Patreon QUESTION: What are your top 3 game collecting pet peeves? Examples like stickers on cases, missing booklets, scratched discs etc.
Follow Kelsey : @Kelslewin
Pokemon Side Games & Hidden Gems
Kelsey from Pink Gorilla Games stops by and shows us some of the side games from the Pokemon series. This includes hidden gems, imports from Japan, and even bootlegs and rom hacks you may have not known about!
GAMES SHOWN:
English Games:
Pokemon Snap
Pokemon Channel
Pokemon Colosseum
Imports:
Pokemon Typing
Pokemon Picross
Pokemon Hajimete
Pokemon Tretta Lab
Bootlegs:
Pokemon Snakewood
Pokemon Crazy Hit
“Pocket Monster”
Video Transcription:
Metal Jesus: Metal Jesus here, and I am back again with Kelsey.
Kelsey: Hello. Today, we are gonna be talking about Pokémon spin-off games. This includes games that came out here in America, games that never made it outside of Japan or Europe, and also some bootlegs.
Metal Jesus: And this is perfect for me because I don’t know anything about Pokémon. So let’s take a look. So I don’t know anything about this. Where should we begin?
Kelsey: I guess we should like start with some game that you guys might be familiar with because they did come out here in the States. Some of you guys have probably even played these. We’ll start with a really obvious one that I think a lot of you guys know.
Metal Jesus: I do have this one.
Kelsey: You do?
Metal Jesus: I do.
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