This week Metal Jesus pimps out Drunken Master Paul’s kitchen skills to come up with health potions to restore your hit points. These recipes are so easy even John Hancock could make ’em with only second degree burns.
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Doritos Crusted Chicken Nuggets – Gamer Eats
Being a fervent believer in weird couplings, DMP introduces Doritos to fried chicken with distubingly delicious results for Gamers! They are crunchy, tasty and perfect for parties!
GAMER Eats Pizza Leias
Drunken Master Paul engages the Force to whip up some tasty GAMER FOOD for our party guests at the Metal Jesus Game Room. So polish up your Slave Leia outfit and prepare to make a tasty treat fit for Jabba’s Palace!
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GAMER eats – Pastry Pockets
Drunken Master Paul goes back to his roots as a hungry, cheap-ass, gamer chef with the latest episode of Gamer Eats! It’s +4 Power Up Pockets! Just the thing to get a drunken strung out weirdo through a marathon Time Splitters weekend.