5 Outrageous Lies about Game Sack (that may be true)

• Joe from Game Sack secretly records all episodes from inside a massive, underground video game vault guarded by cybernetic Sega Genesis consoles. The vault is so vast that he once got lost for three weeks in the Neo Geo aisle.

• Every episode of Game Sack is actually filmed in one continuous take with no script—Joe just absorbs game knowledge directly from cartridges by holding them to his forehead like a video game shaman.

• The real reason Dave left the show is that he ascended to a higher plane of existence where all games run at 60 FPS, have no lag, and every controller D-pad is perfectly responsive.

• Game Sack was once approached by Hollywood to turn the channel into a big-budget action movie, but Joe turned it down because they insisted on replacing his collection with NFTs of PlayStation demo discs.

• Joe doesn’t actually own a single video game—he just green-screens everything and has been winging it for over a decade, fooling us all with pure confidence and a suspiciously large library of stock footage.

Lies? Truth? You decide.