Like any business, there are good days and bad days. And this particular day was not so great. Lots of changing objectives, difficult phone calls, and other complex situations lead to some stress. But ultimately, it’s part of making it work.
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Skid Row – Live In London – New Album Review
Brendon Snyder – This is a review for the brand new Skid Row album Live In London. Record in 2023, it’s the band’s first full length live album from their 38 year career! Join me as I break it all down doing an in depth review.
Alright, let’s take a ride through the top 5 Skid Row songs!
1. “18 and Life”
Ah, teenage rebellion at its finest! This song is about Ricky, a guy who thought firing a gun was as harmless as firing off a witty comeback. Spoiler: it wasn’t. With its dramatic tale of mischief gone wrong, it’s basically the ‘80s hard rock version of every “Hold my beer” story you’ve ever heard, but with fewer mullets (barely).
2. “I Remember You”
This is Skid Row’s love ballad, so sappy it could glue your broken heart back together. Sebastian Bach belts out feelings so deep that even your ex might text you at 3 a.m. just to say, “I remember you too.” It’s a love song that’s basically the musical equivalent of sending 100 emoji hearts in a row.
3. “Youth Gone Wild”
This anthem is what happens when you mix teenage angst, loud guitars, and hair spray by the gallon. It’s like they took the energy of a sugar-fueled 5-year-old and slapped it onto the rebellious soul of a 1989 teenager. If you weren’t already wild, this song was an invitation to buy leather pants and misbehave immediately.
4. “Monkey Business”
No, it’s not about your annoying coworker. “Monkey Business” is Skid Row’s rock ‘n’ roll jungle where things get a little weird and wild. With riffs heavier than your morning regrets after Taco Tuesday, it’s a song that’ll make you want to swing from the ceiling fan—though not advised without proper safety gear.
5. “Slave to the Grind”
This song is like your Monday morning alarm, but with killer guitar solos and less snooze-button smashing. It’s the anthem for anyone who feels like life has them running on a hamster wheel made of iron chains and paperwork. Heavy, fast, and with more attitude than a teenager denied concert tickets, this track could make even the most laid-back person throw down some air punches.
Let’s face it—Skid Row’s top tracks are a blend of teenage chaos, love gone wrong, and riffs sharp enough to shred your soul (and maybe your hair). Enjoy responsibly!
Top 10 BOOMER SHOOTERS to Play Now!
Here’s a list of 10 popular new boomer shooters that pay homage to classic 90s FPS games while bringing modern gameplay improvements:
1. DUSK (2018)
- Why: A love letter to classic shooters like DOOM and Quake, DUSK features retro graphics, fast movement, and satisfying gunplay with creepy, rural horror aesthetics.
- Notable Feature: Smooth movement mechanics and fantastic level design.
2. Ion Fury (2019)
- Why: Developed on the Build engine (used in Duke Nukem 3D), Ion Fury nails the retro aesthetic with chaotic action, large explorable levels, and a charismatic protagonist.
- Notable Feature: Classic, 90s-style level design with secret areas and nonlinear progression.
3. Amid Evil (2019)
- Why: A fantasy-based FPS that takes cues from games like Heretic and Hexen. Amid Evil is fast-paced, with gorgeous environments and magical weapons that feel impactful.
- Notable Feature: Weapon variety with magical powers and large, intricate worlds to explore.
4. Prodeus (2022)
- Why: Blending old-school sensibilities with modern visuals, Prodeus has a unique “retro-modern” art style. It offers bloody action, classic shooting mechanics, and a built-in level editor.
- Notable Feature: Dynamic lighting and particle effects with a retro aesthetic.
5. Wrath: Aeon of Ruin (Early Access)
- Why: Built on the Quake engine, Wrath is a dark, gothic boomer shooter with fluid combat, intricate level design, and grotesque enemies.
- Notable Feature: True 90s FPS feel with detailed, non-linear maps.
6. Ultrakill (Early Access)
- Why: A hyper-fast FPS that combines DOOM-style shooting with Devil May Cry mechanics. Ultrakill is pure adrenaline, with fluid movement, over-the-top weapons, and a scoring system that rewards stylish play.
- Notable Feature: A combo-based combat system and insane speed.
7. Project Warlock (2018)
- Why: Inspired by DOOM, Hexen, and Wolfenstein 3D, Project Warlock blends pixelated graphics with modern design, offering varied levels, multiple weapons, and magic.
- Notable Feature: RPG-like elements such as skill upgrades and a vast arsenal of weapons.
8. Hellbound (2020)
- Why: Described as a “1990s FPS, 30 years later,” Hellbound delivers brutal, fast-paced action with gore-heavy visuals and a focus on nonstop combat.
- Notable Feature: Extremely violent combat and large hordes of enemies.
9. HROT (Early Access)
- Why: A Soviet-style FPS set in the 1980s, HROT embraces its Eastern European roots with unique environments, old-school graphics, and gritty combat.
- Notable Feature: Dark atmosphere and bizarre weaponry that reflect the Soviet-era vibe.
10. Forgive Me Father (2021)
- Why: A Lovecraftian shooter with a comic-book aesthetic, Forgive Me Father mixes eldritch horror with classic FPS mechanics, offering atmospheric levels and creepy enemies.
- Notable Feature: Comic-style visuals and a unique sanity mechanic that affects gameplay.
These modern boomer shooters capture the spirit of classic FPS games while incorporating new features and updated visuals for today’s gamers.
Golf R Blown up Engine Teardown!
We bought a MK7 Golf R with 246,000 miles on it! This car was sold to us for $2,500 dollars because the engine was blown up. In our last episode, we ripped the engine out of the car, and made a step by step process so you could follow along! Now we are ready to teardown this engine.
The MK7 Golf R is like the quiet kid in school who turns out to be a martial arts prodigy—understated, but with a hidden talent for speed and precision. With a 2.0-liter turbocharged inline-four engine cranking out 292 horsepower and paired with Volkswagen’s 4Motion all-wheel-drive system, this hot hatch can rocket from 0 to 60 mph in under 5 seconds. It handles like it’s on rails, thanks to its well-balanced chassis and adaptive suspension. The Golf R takes the everyday practicality of the regular Golf, throws in a heap of performance, and creates a sleeper car that can hang with far more expensive sports cars, all while carrying your groceries in the back.
Inside, it maintains the classy, restrained vibe VW is known for, with high-quality materials and intuitive controls. The cabin is driver-focused without feeling overwhelming, and the digital display and infotainment system add a touch of modern tech. It’s comfortable enough for daily commutes, but the moment you push that throttle, it reminds you it’s much more than just a sensible hatchback. The MK7 Golf R is the perfect blend of stealth and sport, ideal for those who want blistering performance without drawing too much attention—until they leave you in the dust at a stoplight.
Homebrew Console Game Tank Review: Something Different
Recently The Immortal John Hancock got his hands on a new homebrew console and all the games being offered for it. Introducing the Game Tank.
The home-brew game community is a passionate group of DIY developers who create and modify games for older and often discontinued consoles, bringing new life to retro hardware. It’s a blend of creativity, nostalgia, and technical wizardry, where fans push the boundaries of what’s possible on systems long past their prime.
Xbox 360 Games You Need Before Prices Go Up – Luke’s Game Room
Luke’s Game Room talks about Xbox 360 games you need to pick up before prices get even worse than they are now. Prices are doubling, tripling or worse for several of the 7th generations more obscure and hidden gem games. These games need to be on your backlog, and need to be in your collection before they get too pricey.
Top 10 PlayStation 5 (PS5) Games – SO FAR!
Here are ten of the top-rated PlayStation 5 games as of now, based on critical reception and player reviews:
1. Elden Ring
- Genre: Action RPG
- Developer: FromSoftware
- Why it’s great: Open-world exploration combined with the challenging combat of Dark Souls, featuring deep lore and stunning landscapes.
2. God of War: Ragnarök
- Genre: Action-adventure
- Developer: Santa Monica Studio
- Why it’s great: A continuation of Kratos’ journey with his son, Atreus, offering a blend of brutal combat, emotional storytelling, and Norse mythology.
3. Spider-Man: Miles Morales
- Genre: Action-adventure
- Developer: Insomniac Games
- Why it’s great: A follow-up to Spider-Man (2018), this game features Miles Morales with enhanced gameplay, stunning visuals, and fast-paced action.
4. Demon’s Souls (Remake)
- Genre: Action RPG
- Developer: Bluepoint Games
- Why it’s great: A visually stunning remake of the original Demon’s Souls, with improved mechanics and challenging boss fights.
5. Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart
- Genre: Action-platformer
- Developer: Insomniac Games
- Why it’s great: Seamless transitions between dimensions, fast-paced combat, and clever puzzles make this an essential next-gen experience.
6. Horizon Forbidden West
- Genre: Action RPG
- Developer: Guerrilla Games
- Why it’s great: A visually spectacular open world combined with deep storytelling, featuring mechanical creatures and a powerful protagonist, Aloy.
7. Returnal
- Genre: Roguelike shooter
- Developer: Housemarque
- Why it’s great: Blending sci-fi, fast-paced combat, and a unique time-loop narrative, Returnal provides a challenging and atmospheric experience.
8. Final Fantasy XVI
- Genre: Action RPG
- Developer: Square Enix
- Why it’s great: A shift to action-oriented gameplay with epic battles and a strong narrative, blending the best of fantasy with modern visuals.
9. Resident Evil Village
- Genre: Survival horror
- Developer: Capcom
- Why it’s great: Combining horror and action, Resident Evil Village offers a gripping story with terrifying enemies in a highly atmospheric environment.
10. The Last of Us Part I (Remake)
- Genre: Action-adventure
- Developer: Naughty Dog
- Why it’s great: A remastered version of the acclaimed The Last of Us, with enhanced graphics, improved AI, and the same emotionally charged story.
These titles showcase the versatility and power of the PlayStation 5, offering everything from epic storytelling to breathtaking graphics and engaging gameplay.
Meeting METAL JESUS ROCKS! – PS VITA and Retro Video Games (Travel Vlog RETROMESSA 2024)
Ircha Gaming – Tinyhats and I recently traveled to attend Retromessa gaming convention in Sandefjord, Norway! Meeting up with discorders and youtubers, finding rare games, shopping and more; here is the full experience! Thank you Retromessa for the Weekend pass.
Sierra Stories with Metal Jesus Rocks – The Retro Hour Podcast
Retro Hour Podcast catchs up with ‘Metal Jesus Rocks’ – a YouTube sensation and former Sierra On-Line employee. We hear about his recent reunion with the legendary Sierra team, reminiscing about the glory days of one of the most iconic companies in PC gaming history. Jason shares behind-the-scenes stories from his time at Sierra, from wild office parties to the transition from accounting to game testing, and his passion for big-box PC games. Plus, we get the inside scoop on his memorable retro road trips, favourite game room treasures, and what’s next for his channel as it nears a million subscribers!
Gamestop Retro – So Bad its Scary
Radical Reggie visits GameStop Retros to see if the hype for retro games was really there. I was shocked.
GameStop is like that distant uncle who still wears cargo shorts and talks about the glory days of Blockbuster, refusing to acknowledge that the world has moved on. You walk in, and it’s an odd combination of excitement and mild sadness. Shelves are filled with used games that look like they’ve seen more action than your average Marvel movie marathon, while a teenager in the back is trying to trade in a stack of 20 games, only to be offered enough store credit to maybe buy a stick of gum. The place is a treasure trove for the nostalgic, but also a glaring reminder that digital downloads have basically karate-chopped physical media in the face.
The staff, bless their souls, are the gatekeepers of all things geek. They can tell you the plot of The Last of Us backwards while simultaneously trying to convince you to pre-order something, even though you’re just there for some Mario-themed socks. The store somehow feels like the last stand of a forgotten era, clinging to relevance with Funko Pops and energy drink displays. You’ll leave with a lighter wallet, a new game you probably don’t need, and a lingering feeling that GameStop is less a store and more a quirky time capsule with a serious gaming addiction.